The unbearable lightness of peeing.

I'm real scared of my whole life right now.  I guess it's normal.  I don't like all this weather because it's making everyone's skin dry. Lucky for me, and everyone I know, I'm a lotion addict.  I know everything there is to know about Bath & Body Works.  I probably have over 200 dollars worth of lotions.  Not that full price was paid for all of them, since they have sales and all. 

What if … oh, what I was going to say was real unfunny so I'm just going to not say anything. 

Jesse mailed me, for my birthday, some flip flops, an ashtray, Twizzlers chapstick and a card that mentions the Poop Police.  Nobody knows me better.  

 

I babysat tonight and got lots of kisses.  I just want to be taken care of.

Paralyzed by life.  I wish I weren't American?  Well, I'm not completely American to begin with.  Let's wipe out my other half.

Except I like Kings Mountain…

Bunney is really stupid.  She has a sticker stuck in her tail and she's trying to put her whole fluffy body into a little blue box that's laying on it's side on the floor.